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Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying ma ...

If you have never heard of "Cyclomatic Complexity" a good place to start is here. I decided to grab the Reflector Addin by Peli which will examine an assembly's methods and produce a list of code metrics for each given method, one of which is the Cyclomatic Complexity and run it on "mscorlib.dll" and some of the results are actually quite alarming.

Just in this one DLL there are 24 methods that score 50 or higher, the highest being DateTimeParse.ParseByFormat() which scores at 98.  Now if you look at Table 4 in the article I link ...

Source: Slice of Scifi

When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

I have had about 5 people ask me about Visual Studio .NET 2003/2005 and Windows Vista, so I thought I would just post it up.

The core links to refer to are:

 Visual Studio on Windows Vista

Visual Studio 2005 SP1 Beta and Visual Studio support for Vista

Visual Studio 2005 Service Pack 1 (SP1 ...

Be the envy of all of your friends when you pimp out your SmartCar!  Ya, dems be 20" rim yo!  Fo shizzle!

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