Source: 2Space

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying ma ...

Source: Slice of Scifi

When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

Be the envy of all of your friends when you pimp out your SmartCar!  Ya, dems be 20" rim yo!  Fo shizzle!

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Just wanted to give a shout out to an amazing new clothing company, Mayday Wear.  They offer a great selection of mens and womans shirts, hoodies, sweaters, etc.  So give them a look and buy yourself some new clothes! :)

http://www.maydaywear.com

So, as you may or may not know, a little band called 'Rage Against The Machine' has decided to get back together for a certain concert, one Coachella 2007.  Needless to say this has been the rage (no pun) across a lot of forums here on the interweb, one specially took it upon themselves to "adjust" the poster and come up with their own concert, one that features a few other bands that are getting back together......

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) -- here is the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total -378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes that there's at least one good child in each. &l ...

This movie (300) should win awards based on it's trailer alone!  Simply amazing about an even more amazing battle (and I suppose a pretty amazing graphic novel by that Miller guy).

Here are the direct links to the new trailer and the previous one, all in HD of course:

Trailer 2 -
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/300/300-tlr2_h480p.mov
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/300/300-tlr2_h720p.mov