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      <title>Remote Installer for the Auto-Ban FTP Script</title>
      <description>Eric Greer has created a remote installer package for the FTP auto-banning script which I blogged about a few months ago.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Advanced Windows Vista Firewall Configuration</title>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;How would you like to be able to turn your Windows firewall off when your on the domain and then on when your in public or private networks?  Seems pretty easy, just open up and turn on/off at will, nope, it's easier than that, this can be automated.  Wouldn't it be neat if you could step on program (iTunes maybe) at the office, but allow it access from public and private networks?  Would you like to be able to configure some inbound and outbound firewall rules and you think the home user interface bites???&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Wf.msc to the rescue!  This is one snap-inthat makes me think that the Windows Firewall might not be as bad as it looks.  Instead of only have rules on a per interface basis, you can set rules on a per network type basis.  You can have simple stuff like, "when I'm on the domain, turn the firewall off", or you can be trickier and say "when I'm on the domain, deny iTunes access to the network".  You can separately configure inbound and outbound on a per network type basis.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;From this snap-in, you can also do exciting things like make rules that specify "only on domain and wireless", "only for this source and that destination address" and "only from this comptuer or user".  &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;How cool is that??  Needless to say, the Windows Firewall is looking pretty stout to me right now.  I'm still digging around in the firewall snap-in, but I also see a Monitoring node that needs to be explored!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <link>http://blogs.mscorlib.com/Home/tabid/111/EntryID/48/language/en-US/Default.aspx</link>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 13:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Review: Oracle's BI Publisher</title>
      <description>This is a short review of my thoughts on BI Publisher, aka XML Publisher.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Creating an organization lookup sidebar gadget, part 2 of 2.</title>
      <description>This article finishes off the previous article about hooking a Vista Sidebar Gadget up to a webservice to create an OrgChart gadget. In this article, you'll create a UserData class, fill it up, and then search on it, and return the result to the gadget.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Irish Beer Troublshooting Guide</title>
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&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You have fallen over backward.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times NewRoman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Have yourself leashed to bar&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 6"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You have fallen forward&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;See above&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 7"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times NewRoman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;a. Mouth not open &lt;BR&gt;  &lt;BR&gt;b. Glass applied to wrong part of face &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Retire to restroom, practice in mirror&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 8"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Floor Blurred&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You are looking through bottom of empty glass &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Get someone to buy you another beer&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 9"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Floor moving&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You are being carried out&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Find out if you are being taken to another bar &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 10"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Room seems unusually dark&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Bar has closed&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Confirm home address with bartender.  If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door.  Run&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 11"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 12"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Everyone looks up to you and smiles&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You are dancing on the table&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Fall on someone cushy-looking&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 13"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Beer is crystal-clear&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Punch him&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 14"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'TimesNew Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You're in the ladies' room&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Do not use urinal!  Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional) &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 15"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times   New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You have been in a fight&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 16"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You've wandered into the wrong party&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;See if they have free beer&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 17"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door.  Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;a. You're in jail &lt;BR&gt;  &lt;BR&gt;b. You're in the navy &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow.  Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 18"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;You're in a gay bar&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit.  Do not accept offers for backrubs &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 19"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Your singing sounds distorted&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;The beer is too weak&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Have more beer until your voice improves&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;
&lt;TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 20; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 36.26%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="36%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times NewRoman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Don't remember the words to the song&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 33.36%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="33%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Beer is just right&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; WIDTH: 29.28%; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3 1pt inset; rem_BORDER-LEFT: 1pt inset; moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial" width="29%"&gt;
&lt;P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center&gt;&lt;FONT face=Verdana&gt;&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;Play air guitar&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt; &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;
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      <title>Relieve yourself from Password Hell!</title>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(this comes across as a product plug, but its well worth it - I try to give credit where its due) &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As
time goes on many of us find ourselves in knee deep in Password Hell. 
You know how it feels, you have about a gazillion web sites which you
have signed up for at some point in time and you have no idea what
credentials you used for each.  Many people that I talk to start to
consolidate their passwords to a single value, or a set of values and
use them across all their logins.  Ask any security guy about the
implications for that and he is likely to slap you upside the head. 
Not to mention this doesn't play well with those sites which require
fairly complex passwords and have policies set which you need to keep
them changing after X number of days or whatever.  Another way which I
found myself doing quite allot was trying the password reminder
function prior to registration.  What a mess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Recommended Tool&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So whats my solution you ask?  Well its quite simple:  I use a &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;password manager application&lt;/a&gt;.  After quite a deep look in the market for the "best" manager out there I went with &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Diligence &amp; Pre-sales support&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whenever
I do any sort of diligence on a product which I plan on spending my
hard earned money on I usually do a number of basic checks.  On of
which is randomly contacting their support department and asking a
somewhat silly support question.  This is important for me because I
like to see how they handle pre-sales support.  If they are not willing
to answer my question, or simply never get back to me I just dump them
and move on.  Support, for me, is quite an important part of the
software lifecycle.  No support, no puchase. Yes I have been told many
times that I'm quite a binary person;  there is usually no gray area
for me.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That initial support request and every single support request since I actually made my purchase from &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt;
has been exceptional.  Recently my USB flash drive was stolen and I was
forced to upgrade (twist my rubber arm) to a new drive.  Well with &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt;
you are allowed a certain number of activations, which I passed my
limit.  I hit their support site and within 4 minutes (yes 4 MINUTES),
they responded to my inquiry and upped my activation count.  I couldn't
ask for anything better; exceptional service.  I guess this is what
prompted me to blog about it this morning.&lt;br&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;More on &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;I have become so reliant to &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt;
I simply cant see my online life without it.  I use it to store my
complete personal and professional profile and with one click of a
button it simply fills out all the registration forms for me.  I also
force myself to ensure that my login information is stored in &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt; once I complete the registration process.  Then, in the future, when I stumble back onto the site &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/" target="_blank"&gt;RoboForm&lt;/a&gt; lets my login with a single click.   I never have to remember if I have registered previously, and what my credentials were.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What else is there?  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   
1.  Well it has a flexible password generator.  If you have have no
idea what exactly constitutes a "complex" or "safe" password then you
can use its tool.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    2.  It stores all data in DES, AES, 3DES, Blowfish, RC6 protected format, all with a single "master" password to unlock.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    3. It integrates with Internet Explorer and Firefox&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    4. The Portable version runs on my pen drive (carry your passwords around with you)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   5.  You need to only remember your Master Password to gain access to all&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;   6.  The interface is somewhat customizable. Text labels, Icons only, Icons and text&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    7. AutoFill options (with and without asking)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    8. Fill and Submit options&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    9. AutoSave for new passwords at new sites.  It just knows what you need saved!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    10. Import/Export IE, Firefox, Outlook, Gator, - saved passwords, favorites, contacts, etc..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    11. Search tool bar (much like MSN's and Googles) for searching the web only&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    12. Customizable hotkeys.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    13.  Automatic version checking, notification, and downloading...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;    14. Customizable startup process (to show/hide the splash screen)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;More Info&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/links.html" target="_blank"&gt;Reviews&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/features.html" target="_blank"&gt;Complete Feature set&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.roboform.com/pass2go.html" target="_blank"&gt;Pass2Go (their portable version which I use)&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lastly, you might want to consider &lt;a href="http://www.goodsync.com/" target="_blank"&gt;GoodSync&lt;/a&gt;
as well.  I have purchased this as well, great product for
synchronizing your pen to your primary machine for a backup.  USB Thumb
drives are somewhat unreliable and this tool has managed to save my but
many times!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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